Updates on my life

1. I saw the Dark Knight. It is incredible, and if you haven't seen it then I'm not sure why we're still friends. If we're not friends, you now know why. Besides the fact that Christian Bale needs a Ricola really badly, I have nothing bad to say about that movie.

2. I have been rehearsing for the EBYACP charity show. It benefits the Daisy program in East Brunswick and Memorial School, so stop being a selfish prick and get your ass to that show on August 8th and 9th at 7 pm and August 10th at 2:30 pm.
-No jokes on this one, since they would be at the expense of the mentally handicapped or those affected by a fire.

3. My kids at camp have been rehearsing for our camp show, in which the third graders will present a grammy worthy performance of Hannah Montana's Who Said.
- I realize that the Disney channel is raising a homosexual generation. A group of boys suggested the Hannah Montana tune, they all love dancing to High School Musical songs and let's be honest, the Jonas Brothers are, in general, uber gay.

4. We are playing Rock Band and Mike's voice just cracked... This is a rare occurrence so I figured I would document it since I cannot sing and his small failure has boosted my confidence by a very small but nonetheless meaningful amount.

5. The Sox are breaking my balls... Pedroia had 2 on, 2nd and 3rd with 2 outs and flied out to center field. Asshole...I really wanted the game to be over before I left to go to the movies, but noooooo...

6. I got my mac laptop and I am on it right now. I take it all over the house, and have an unhealthy obsession with it.

7. This post was done in 5 minutes in between songs on Rock Band...Don't bitch about the lack of interesting subject matter or humor because I have nothing going on in my life besides boring everyday things. Are you female? Are you moderately to highly attractive? Help me change that. Pants optional...