I realized today how much I hate going to school and how useless it is... So below are some observations and then a list of the top 5 reasons I hate Statistics.
1. Mr. Pellicane said Tiger woods had lasik surgery to get 20:10 vision. I'm pretty sure that that's cheating. It made our class ask the questions, "What if you had 10,000:20 vision?" I'd like to inform you that you get laser vision and the ability to pull up a paragraph of information on someone just by winking at them. (Useful at parties, less disease transmission if you get a background check).
2. The story of Icarus and Daeldelas goes against everything we have been taught. In that story, if you aim higher, your wax wings melt and you plummet 20,000 feet to your death...
3. Kyle said he would like to rename Lauren Slater "Amanda C Slater" so he can call her AC Slater. Kyle is retarded...
4. The movie Regarding Henry with Harrison Ford taught me one thing: If people are assholes, shoot them in their subclavian artery. The brain damage will apparently make them better people.
THE TOP 5 REASONS I HATE STATISTICS
1. Every example in class is depressing, and either about suicide rates or cancer.
2. Math teachers' obsessions with Garfield go from cute to disturbing after 3 days of class.
3. Mrs. Eberhardt is a fan Nazi, and we can't turn them on even though its 90 degrees. I look like Michael Jackson at a boy scout meeting after that class I'm so sweaty.
4. [2nd] [ALPHA] I HATE STATISTICS [ENTER] (We have to write out what we do on the calculator...)
5. We flipped a coin 300 times just to learn a formula, to which Mrs. Eberhardt responded, "I sit around and think of ways to torture you."
Joke of the Day: What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Get out of my sun"
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