Free Ice Cream!!!!

The following is neither funny, nor is it going to touch you or apply to your life in any way. Unless your name is Mike Solomon. Let's begin:

Mike and I left Chili's after a delicious meal of honey-chipotle chicken crispers with Kyle, Andy and Jon. We ventured over to Magnificos to pay our good friend Becca a visit and possibly indulge in some tasty frozen treats. We would soon find out that the treat, would not come from a soft-serve machine, but from the woman in line behind us.

I HATE CHANGE

So I decided I did not want ice cream because I would have to break my $20 bill. We prepared to leave when the angel first spoke.

"I will pay for your ice cream." Said the mysterious yet attractive older woman behind us.

At first we refused; it was a rediculous request. We do nothing for you but hold you up in line and now you pay for our ice cream? Bullshit...she can't be serious.

She was friggen serious... Not only was she willing to pay for our treats, she insisted that she pay from them because she "believes in karma." So after a long discussion with her in which we learned that she went to EBHS and is 42 years old, we accepted the ice cream and she payed for a $17 order with $25 and then left in her gorgeous corvette. Mike, Becca and I stood in shock, unable to speak for a good minute until our FREE ICE CREAM began to melt onto our hands and grab our attention.

So now Mike and I have decided to "pay it forward" and will be doing something nice for three more people the next time an opportunity arises. Or we might forget about it and just remember this story for what it was: a milf bought us ice cream, overtipped Becca and then drove away, inspiring us to be better people (or at least to go to Magnificos on Monday nights).