If you've never been to East Brunswick, this is what it is like here. We have no rain, it is always sunny and perfect, the flowers are shaped like sea urchins and the sky is an awkwardly teal blue.
If you live in East Brunswick and disagree, you obviously don't live on my side of town; where well-endowed squirrels, giant giraffes and F-22s are in abundance. It's got damn good property value...
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After going through your blog, i like to imagine that you are a 65 year old man living in a van. Kyle is the vans spare tire and your only companion. Your acid flashbacks take you back to senior year in high school back before the 'incident.'
Haha, you hit it right on the head. Cosmetic surgery works wonders, I can manage to look 18 and go to the school. I have been in every graduating class since 1965.
jesse, this is fantastic, but don't dissapoint me; we need the side-by-sides of people with your commentary...stat.
Can I be the Whitney of your blog?
shot rob.
Beast, I get to be Dave.
Wait, no... I was only inspired by the artist formally known as Mr. Pellicane...We can't rename ourselves after his friends.
Side by sides? Explain this to me, Darren...
first of all, youre right. I'll be darren and eric can be eric. We're originals here. As for the side-by-sides, remember in gym you were finding pictures of us online and you had some pretty funny comments about them. My suggestion was, if you ever want to or have the time, get our real pictures and post them along side our online counter-parts and of course have your comments along with them.
Alright well I'll get on that.
lmao what is that picture
I drew it in paint. I call it, "East Brunswick: a mundane paradise"
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